oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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