the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
Randomize
