I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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