Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Help. Why am I so naked?
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