i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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