i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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