i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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