You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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