Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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