Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
wow bdsm is so cute
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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