I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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