I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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