How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Randomize
