I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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