Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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