Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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