He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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