So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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