i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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