Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
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