I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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