people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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