And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
Randomize
