ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Banned from zoo.
Again?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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