normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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