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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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