that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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