I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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