why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
tell me about the eggs
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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