I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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