After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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