Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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