I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize