i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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