Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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