thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
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