i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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