I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
