Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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