at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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