You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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