So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
