Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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