just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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