Non-Jews are for practice
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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