Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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