Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
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