I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
