just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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