My first STD was from a foam party
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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