I think I can smell my own vagina right now
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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