Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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