There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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