have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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