how can u be prego again
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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