you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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