ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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